Not a typo!

Yes. A REAL place, actually nearby where I grew up in Florida, is hiring... PROFESSIONAL MERMAIDS!!!

Always had a life-long dream to live, "under da sea, under da SEAAAAA"? - Or gaze, wistfully, upon a fork and hum a soliloquy about how neat it is? Well, now is your chance! (Not only to follow that dream & escape frigid temps!)